Sorry newshers! We failed to celebrate Tueshday... for the second week in a row. But if there is anything almost as fun as celebrating the day of or the day before, it would be celebrating the day after. Like the happy belated birthday card from grandma filled with money because she feels so horrible that she forgot. Or the Christmas package that comes December 26th with extra candy and a note from Uncle Tom that reads, "My bad." Or the April Fool's Day joke that didn't happen til the 2nd. There is nothing that keeps the celebration alive more than belatedness. Therefore, happy belated Tueshday! It's the least the NR could do to extend Tueshday joy.
You're welcome.
Showing posts with label Party. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Party. Show all posts
Wednesday, June 6, 2012
Thursday, May 24, 2012
Thursday: The Best Day to Party
Want to have a crazy successful party? Throw it on a Thursday.
1. Good for you, the host -
Having a party on a Thursday completely eliminates the common host what-if-no-one-comes-because-no-one-likes-me-or-my-party-is-lame fear. A Thursday party is a win-win-win. If no one comes, you can blame it not on your own cool level, but on the fact that people have work the next day. If everyone comes... obvious win - even a double win because not only did you not worry about your coolity level dropping, but your c-levels just shot through the roof! People came to your party on a Thursday. A weekday. A not party day. Oh yeh.
2. Good for the partyer -
There is no party that preps the ultimate partyer more than the Thursday night party. Their weekends are always booked, and the countdown to craziness starts Thursday night, so why not celebrate that it's almost time to party?! Christmas Eve and New Year's Eve are always waaay more fun than than Christmas Day or New Year's Day because the build-up is ironically more festivitous than the partying on the actual day. You follow? Let Thursday become Friday Eve. Partyers will thank you.
3. Good for the non-partyer -
The non-partyer: occasionally goes to parties but stands in the corner and leaves early. We all know/are one. What you might not know is that these kids are usually the wittiest kids in the room and vital assets to any corner scene. How do you get the non-partyer to party? Throw your party on a Thursday. To the non-partyer, nothing is more attractive party-wise than a party that will likely be at lower noise level and end early; whether that is actually the case is irrelevant. The point is you got them there. Point.
You win. The partyer wins. The non-partyer wins. Win. Win. Win. Happy Party Day!
And all those that are neutral can party on Tuesday (see NR post, 5/22/2012).
1. Good for you, the host -
Having a party on a Thursday completely eliminates the common host what-if-no-one-comes-because-no-one-likes-me-or-my-party-is-lame fear. A Thursday party is a win-win-win. If no one comes, you can blame it not on your own cool level, but on the fact that people have work the next day. If everyone comes... obvious win - even a double win because not only did you not worry about your coolity level dropping, but your c-levels just shot through the roof! People came to your party on a Thursday. A weekday. A not party day. Oh yeh.
2. Good for the partyer -
There is no party that preps the ultimate partyer more than the Thursday night party. Their weekends are always booked, and the countdown to craziness starts Thursday night, so why not celebrate that it's almost time to party?! Christmas Eve and New Year's Eve are always waaay more fun than than Christmas Day or New Year's Day because the build-up is ironically more festivitous than the partying on the actual day. You follow? Let Thursday become Friday Eve. Partyers will thank you.
3. Good for the non-partyer -
The non-partyer: occasionally goes to parties but stands in the corner and leaves early. We all know/are one. What you might not know is that these kids are usually the wittiest kids in the room and vital assets to any corner scene. How do you get the non-partyer to party? Throw your party on a Thursday. To the non-partyer, nothing is more attractive party-wise than a party that will likely be at lower noise level and end early; whether that is actually the case is irrelevant. The point is you got them there. Point.
You win. The partyer wins. The non-partyer wins. Win. Win. Win. Happy Party Day!
And all those that are neutral can party on Tuesday (see NR post, 5/22/2012).
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