Thursday, May 24, 2012

Thursday: The Best Day to Party

Want to have a crazy successful party? Throw it on a Thursday.

1. Good for you, the host -
Having a party on a Thursday completely eliminates the common host what-if-no-one-comes-because-no-one-likes-me-or-my-party-is-lame fear. A Thursday party is a win-win-win. If no one comes, you can blame it not on your own cool level, but on the fact that people have work the next day. If everyone comes... obvious win - even a double win because not only did you not worry about your coolity level dropping, but your c-levels just shot through the roof! People came to your party on a Thursday. A weekday. A not party day. Oh yeh.   

2. Good for the partyer -
There is no party that preps the ultimate partyer more than the Thursday night party. Their weekends are always booked, and the countdown to craziness starts Thursday night, so why not celebrate that it's almost time to party?! Christmas Eve and New Year's Eve are always waaay more fun than than Christmas Day or New Year's Day because the build-up is ironically more festivitous than the partying on the actual day. You follow? Let Thursday become Friday Eve. Partyers will thank you.

3. Good for the non-partyer -
The non-partyer:  occasionally goes to parties but stands in the corner and leaves early. We all know/are one. What you might not know is that these kids are usually the wittiest kids in the room and vital assets to any corner scene. How do you get the non-partyer to party? Throw your party on a Thursday. To the non-partyer, nothing is more attractive party-wise than a party that will likely be at lower noise level and end early; whether that is actually the case is irrelevant. The point is you got them there. Point.

You win. The partyer wins. The non-partyer wins. Win. Win. Win. Happy Party Day!
And all those that are neutral can party on Tuesday (see NR post, 5/22/2012).

3 comments:

  1. Dear Newsh.. can I call you Newsh? I feel like we have that kind of relationship..? but anyway, how the heck do you think of things like this? It's hilarious! I literally LedOL (laughed out loud...)

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  2. Of course you can call me Newsh - you newshest newsher, you! And just FYI, I LedOL at LedOL. That is magic. I might recruit you to contribute to the Newsh Report with golden acronyms like that!

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  3. That would be a dream! I've spent a good portion of my life preparing myself for an opportunity like this. I'm honored.

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