Happy Tueshday

Happy Tueshday, newshers!!!

On this, the most special third day of the week, the Newsh Report (NR) staff would like to share some quotes from some of the world's men: 

"A dictatorship would be a heck of a lot easier, there's no question about it." 

- King George W. Bush 

"I hate violence, yes I do. It's kind of a dilemma, huh?" 

- Jackie Chan

 "Man, Jackie Chan is so cool." 

- NR Staff

"Notice that the stiffest tree is most easily cracked, while the bamboo or willow survives by bending with the wind." 

- Bruce Lee

"Dude! Bruce Lee was a freakin sensei!" 

- NR Staff

"I never wanted to be the next Bruce Lee. I just wanted to be the first Jackie Chan." 

- Jackie Chan

  "Why not, Jackie Chan! Bruce Lee was a freakin sensei!" 

- NR Staff

"I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is." 

- Derek Zoolander

 "Every time I see something terrible, it's like I see it at age 19. I keep a freshness that way."  

- Ralph Nader

 "?" 

- NR Staff 

 "Power has to be insecure to be responsive." 

- Ralph Nader

"Again - ?. " 

- NR Staff

 "Bring them on." 

- King George W. Bush 

"You will not see any of your taxes increase one single dime." 

- President Barack Obama

Happy Tueshday! Spread Teushday joy to all. Laugh til your faces melt off.

***And get excited! Next Teushday, the NR will be debuting the Newshday Teushday anthem***